I Shall Fuck Him Out Of My Mind

Darts at the bar with Dorothy, Crazy James, Preach, Freak Mama and Joy. Slow night at the bar. See a hot guy walk in. Had to ask my friends if he was the guy on “Barbershop”. We can’t tell so when he sits down next to me and smiles, I just ask him. He laughs and says no. But he gets that a lot. He keeps me entertained for the next few hours between dart shots. He laughs as a couple guys make their way over and ask for my number. He thinks I’m a hardass. He says he was going to ask me for my number but now he was scared. I give him my number.

2 AM
Barbershop calls and asks if he can come over. I let him. We stay up until 5 AM while he helps me get MOB out of my mind for the night in a “big” way.