Not For A Million Dollars

Took BD to the airport. Spent the afternoon at Freak Mama’s playing cards with her, Joy and Ty. I was hoping to get her alone to find out what MOB said but it didn’t work. Talked to Big Tongue. Barbershop is calling every hour. Get a hint, dude!

9 PM
To the bar with Freak Mama, Joy and Dorothy. Barbershop shows up. Sam comes and we make nice. Barbershop asks if he can come over. I tell him I’m going to an after hours. I leave with Dorothy, Sam, Biggie, Nut and Jun. We all cram into the car and Biggie has his hands all over me. I keep swatting him away and telling him to knock it off. He tells me that he thinks since I’m not with MOB anymore that maybe we could get together. I tell him to keep dreaming. We drop off Nut.

We finally arrive at my house and pile out of the car. Jun passes out on the couch. Sam, Dorothy, Biggie and I have a smoke on the porch. At some point, for some reason or another, Biggie drops his pants to around his ankles. Dorothy and I quickly tell him to pull them back up. Meanwhile, Barbershop is blowing up my phone like it’s going out of style. I’m getting sleepy and I head inside. I lie down on the floor and decide to rest my eyes. Before I know it, Biggie is lying behind me. He puts his arm around me and tries going up my shirt. I tell him not to touch me. He can lie there but hands off. I doze off. Dorothy walks in and gasps in horror when she finds Biggie lying directly behind me, pants down, hands in his drawers. Ewww, ewww, ewww!! When she tells me I almost yack. Time to go before Chester the Molester tries anything else on me, or behind me.

Barbershop continues to call. So does Big Tongue. Big Tongue asks if I will come over. I’m tired but agree. I get to his house and it’s cool. He asks if I want to watch a movie. We head to the couch to watch something. I sit down and look around. There, right in front of me on the coffee table are two empty condom wrappers and an empty box. Can we at least try to keep the fact that you’re sweet talking me and boning others on the down low? Huh? I get up, put on my shoes and gather my things. Thanks for playing. Player, out.