Cleanse your body and your soul?

My rant for the day...I love Dove dark chocolate. I'm sitting here looking at the delightful little candy when I start to wonder, is it made by the same Dove company that makes soap and hair products? Doesn't that seem a little odd? Like if Hershey's had started as a shoe polish guru, would we really be all excited about the kisses? I'm a little perplexed. I decide to have one more and I'm sure this one tasted a bit like the sensitive skin body wash. Damn it! Maybe Dove cleans your body and your soul with their different products? Hopefully the lye isn't next to the chocolate bin. Of course, none of these thoughts are as disturbing as the fact that Jeffrey Dahmer worked for Brach's candy. Caramel with skin flakes anyone? Harf. Maybe, just maybe, if i eat enough of these little bastards from Dove my ass really will swell to the size of a small hippopotamus and I can travel with the circus as the amazing fat ass girl. Now that would be super swell. I'm sure I could find a totally new breed of men if I started traveling with the circus. Hmmm...aim high, grasshopper, aim high.