If You Never Wanna Hear From Me Again, Try These Steps

Still not a phone call from MOB. As far as he knows I’m still worried about his safety. This guy sucks worse than I thought.

Is it possible that many men in this world think it’s cool to sound illiterate? “What’s uppers?”, “Dis shit is off da hoo-zook”, and “Fo sho” are by no means good grammar nor are they a turn on. “Yo, baby” doesn’t score points with me. And asking how much a woman weighs, what size her breasts are and seeking out an exact home address within the first few minutes of conversation are also great ways to get your email blocked from my account.