Cock Fights

Traded text messages with DG all day. I like the attention. Talked to him for an hour on the way home. No news is good news when it comes to MOB.

Out with Vagina Jane. Darts with Freak Mama, Crazy James and Pac. Baby Girl introduces me to her neighbor E. Tells me we should hook up and that I need to meet new people. I talk to him for awhile. He asks for my number and I give it to him. He’s nice enough and cute. Vagina Jane and I head home at closing time. My phone rings and it’s a picture file from E. He has just sent me two pictures of his cock. Huh? Did this get my attention? Yes. Did it look like a nice cock? Very. Am I completely freaked out by this? You bet your ass. What makes a man think that is a good idea? Perhaps he assumed sending me a picture of what looks to be a nine-inch member would entice me. Unusual approach.

4 AM

I awake from a nightmare where I am being chased down the freeway by a nine-inch cock that sits upon two legs.