Making An Ass Out of U and Me

You all know the saying: Never assume because it makes an ass out of u & me. Note to self, just because a guy is all up in your business every time you turn around, do not assume he doesn’t have a girlfriend/wife/baby mama/live in ex or any other form of a woman in his life.

I make dinner. FB is late. I call his phone. It’s off. I call Vagina Jane and two other friends to come help me eat the feast I have slaved over. They are more than willing to lend me a hand. Vagina Jane and I head to the bar. We see Preach but no FB. He says he hasn’t seen nor heard from FB since he dropped him off last night. Odd, very odd.