And She's Back!!

Sorry for yesterday. I think I’m ovulating or some shit. Change in the weather. Getting over a cold. Mars was up my Uranus. Hard to say. But I’m back and I’m better and I apologize for my slight meltdown. I’ll keep it on check from now on.

Rock called this afternoon. It was so good to hear his voice. I miss him terribly though. He’s planning on coming out to visit me in February.

I head to the bar with Vagina Jane. Darts with Sassy, Asia, Milkshake, Piano Man and others. In the midst of our drinking and darts I see a guy (Von) walk in. He takes a seat a few stools down from where we are. He’s gorgeous. He orders a Long Island and watches us as we play. My random partner sucks and I’m getting annoyed so I turn to the hottie and ask him if he wants to be my partner next game. He smiles and I nearly melt. He says he doesn’t know how to play but is willing to let me teach him. Yeah, buddy, I got a couple things I’ll teach you. We pick out some music at the jukebox. He has good taste. I can’t stop watching him. There is something so sweet looking about this guy. Finally, I take a seat next to him and focus. Not only is Von hot, he’s sweet and funny too. Something about him is driving me crazy. We talk until the bartender shuts the place down. Vagina Jane and I convince him to follow us and the rest of the crowd to another bar down the street. When we get there he buys me a drink and we play a game of darts. I win but he puts up a good fight. The next game we play partners against Piano Man and some bimbo. Von and I win. I give him a high five and he leans down and kisses me. I can’t help but kiss him back. I get lost in the moment until I hear Milkshake scream from across the bar, “Oh my god, they are totally making out!!” I blush, knowing that everyone is now watching but I don’t mind. Let ‘em watch.

Vagina Jane is pissed because Crazy James was supposed to come out tonight and never showed and never called. Rude. Von, Vagina Jane and I go to the diner to get some breakfast. Von pays for all three of us. Good move. As we’re waiting for our food Tiny walks in. He starts to come over. I see him roll his eyes at Von. Vagina Jane asks where Crazy James is and he kind of freaks out and says he just dropped him off and then scurries out the door. What an odd guy he is.

We eat breakfast and take Von home. I get in a gang of kisses and he asks for my number. I hope to see him soon. Vagina Jane and I head home. As we’re driving down the street I suddenly realize that I’m gonna get sick. I’m in the inside lane and just open my door and start throwing up. Vagina Jane is dying next to me. She’s laughing so hard I think she’s gonna puke too. She alerts me that we’re sitting at a green light but I can’t stop the vomit volcano. So I drive down the street, door open, head hanging out and turn into a strip mall. Ironically, I strip off my shirt, which has been a victim of my sickness. I’m standing in the parking lot in my bra and jeans trying to get the barf off my car while Vagina Jane breathes through her scarf so she doesn’t get sick herself. I pull my jacket out of the backseat to cover myself and can’t stop laughing. It’s 3:30 in the morning and I have to get up in three hours but I couldn’t be happier that I went out tonight.